What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:59

Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What is the story of how you met your spouse?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
When was you wife swapping fantasy started?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill